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[heartablaze]

I hate all of us.

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[suddenlybees]

Eh... hm... what's the last thing I ate at home? Salt grilled salmon, miso soup, natto, katsudon rice bowl... simple things like that.

[heartablaze]

You are from Japan, then. [Like that wasn't obvious, but she is pretty sure if she asked him, he would try to convince her he lived on the fucking moon] We have miso soup all the time at my house.

I like when Masaru takes me to go get shoyu dango, or red bean pastries. He likes to get katsudon then! And he's your age, too.

[suddenlybees]

[ What if he's from the moon and just likes foreign food ]

Ehh... All you do is go out and eat sweets? Such a kid~ Those sorts of stuff is better when you make it at home, anyways.

[heartablaze]

Not all the time. I'd get sick if that's all I ate.

My family runs a dojo, so we don't always have the time to make stuff like that ourselves. Mom used to when I was really little, but Satoru handles a lot of the cooking now when he isn't working.

[suddenlybees]

And what do you do?

[heartablaze]

Me? Um...

I help with the dojo, mostly? There's not a lot I can do, since I'm just fourteen, but I help some of the really young students and make sure everything's clean. I've got a doggie that I'm responsible for.

Other than that, my family wants me to try to focus on my studies and training, so that's what I'm doing until I can help as much as they're able to do right now.

[suddenlybees]

[ Fourteen year olds can do a lot? Four year olds can do a lot. Kano was in charge of all the grocery shopping and housecleaning when he was six. ]

What sort of education are you getting if you don't even know the worm?

[heartablaze]

The worm was only kind of a big thing when I was really, really little, though? Like, um... before Emperor Showa ever got really sick.

[Emperor Showa died in 1989 so i will help poor card in dating Hikaru immediately.]

[suddenlybees]

[ me, and also Kano, trying to do the math where Kano is from 2012 and so Hikaru means over 20 years ago and ??? ]

Is this, like, when people start shrinking again after they hit a certain age?

[ Usually this doesn't happen until they're very old but sorry Hikaru for your osteoporosis?? ]

[heartablaze]

Eh?

[what]

No, I'm fourteen.

[she looks ten????]

[suddenlybees]

You don't have to lie. You're not impressing anybody here.

[heartablaze]

I'm not lying? I was born in 1979, that makes me fourteen!

[math lady meme]

...Are you saying that cause I'm short?

[suddenlybees]

Yeah. Gotta start eating your veggies, Hikaru!

[ eat more ketchup, which is very much a vegetable, thanks ]

[heartablaze]

[:T :T

tomato is a fruit/vegetable/plant so unfortunately hikaru would think kano is valid]

Hey, no fair. I eat plenty!

All my brothers are really tall, so I don't know why I can't catch up...

[suddenlybees]

Hm... Oh, I know! You just have to—- here, come with me to the door.

[ waves her over while he steps towards the exit ]

[heartablaze]

[???

F....ollowing...]

[suddenlybees]

Arms up.

[heartablaze]

Eh?

[I mean, she follows his instructions, here's her arms, but--]

Nico-kun, I don't get it.

[suddenlybees]

[ lifts her up so she hangs from the top of the door frame and walks away ]

[heartablaze]

[It


takes her a second


And then he's walking away?? HELLO??]

H-Hey!!

[:T

she immediately drops, slamming the door shut with her foot (probably on someone's incoming face) and darts after him]

[suddenlybees]

[ WHY IS SHE RUNNING ]

Hey! You won't get any taller like that!

[heartablaze]

[gotta go fast]

Yeah, I wanna be taller, not have stretchy monkey arms!!

[suddenlybees]

If you got stretchy monkey arms, the rest of your body will catch up, right? Otherwise, that'd be, like, super embarrassing!

[heartablaze]

I'm not made of rubber bands, Nico-kun.

[she pokes him in the shoulder]

If you wanna be a stretchy monkey Nico, then you can hang off the door.