REDACTABLE - Hansa

[heartablaze]

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w3 tuesday

[robopriest]

[Guess who is sitting outside the inn! Hansa swivels his head when he hears her approach. The first thing she should notice is that he has taken off his eyepatch.]

[The second thing she should notice is the strange right eye - a crystal set in metal, lens within swiveling and adjusting as he looks around.]

Hm? Who's there?

[heartablaze]

[what the actual fuck]

Eh? It's just Hikaru, Hansa-san, it's okay.

Did you lose your eyepatch?

[robopriest]

No, its right here.

[Its in his hand! He holds it up.]

I woke up blind. And I just thought that I'd be able to see out of my other eye, but...no dice.

[heartablaze]

Mmm. Chiron-san was like that yesterday. I can help you, if you need to go somewhere.

[A beat, taking a long look at his uncovered mad moody eye.]

It's pretty, Hansa-san. Why do you hide it?

[robopriest]

Ah, its fine. I don't want to be a bother.

[He makes a vague gesture. If Hikaru is observant, she might realize he's not wearing his cross necklace, today.]

You think its pretty? [He smirks, slightly.] Its just part of the "this body is supposed to be a secret" thing. Though I guess at this point...I'm in a losing battle.

[heartablaze]

[Hm. Noted and filed away.]

A losing battle? What do you mean?

[She hasn't seen you be a cyborg, cyborg dad......]

[robopriest]

Way too many people know about this body of mine, is what I mean.

[the church: please don't tell people about your cool inspector gadget body
hansa: haha so like 30+ people know because of a murdergame now lol]

[heartablaze]

What's wrong with it?

[asked simply]

Are... you sick or something, Hansa-san?

[robopriest]

Sick? Oh. Oh, no.

[A beat.]

This body is around seventy percent metal.

[heartablaze]

Oh. [Oh, phew. She instantly relaxes.]

You're like Alphonse-kun and Fiora-chan, then.

[robopriest]

Mmmm. Not quite, actually.

[He shakes his head.]

I think they're very different cases from me. But we all have metal bodies, its true.