REDACTABLE - Shuuya

[heartablaze]

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[suddenlybees]

[ (:! ]

Do what? Murder somebody with it?

[heartablaze]

Nope.

If we find somebody hurt with a cactus, I'll know it was you anyway, right?

[suddenlybees]

Wow! Maybe I'm not the only one who would choose a cactus as a bludgeoning weapon??

[heartablaze]

[okay, she laughs]

You're just making yourself look guiltier.

[suddenlybees]

Hm... You won't have concrete evidence it's me 'cause I'd have to wear gloves to hold the cactus?

[heartablaze]

That means you'd wear gloves. I could just look for those.

[suddenlybees]

That I'd hide somewhere you wouldn't be able to find them. Where would you look?

[heartablaze]

If I told you, you wouldn't hide 'em there.

See, you are smart.

[suddenlybees]

No way, you're giving me too much credit! Now, if somebody were to murder another person with a cactus, what is one method you will never ever think of that will leave no clues and nobody will ever figure out who it is?

[heartablaze]

[hmmmmmmmmm

Fine she'll play along.]

They eat the whole cactus when they're done?

[suddenlybees]

Needles and all?

[heartablaze]

Can you eat cactus needles? I'm pretty sure you'd get sick and die, right?

[suddenlybees]

Dunno! So if you find somebody bludgeoned with a spiky weapon and also me dead with needles stuck down my throat, you'll know what happened!

[heartablaze]

...




Please don't do that.

[suddenlybees]

[ He grins ]

Can't tell me what to do~

[ Off he goes to harvest a cactus ]

[heartablaze]

At least take the needles off?!? Nico-kun???

[well.... bye kano she's letting you leave and not following you this time...... go commit cactus crimes......

Good talk. :(]