[She holds out the fish in front of her, face screwing up in thought for a moment as she considers, before holding out her hands for an approximate size. Big-ish.]
He's a big fish.
[Back to doggo time. How sad. All dogs are valid, even if they are mushy.]
Um, hey, do you think they didn't finish some of these doggies? They're supposed to be really soft and squishy, right?
[ Big-ish. Kano finds some colorful plastic visors and holds them up to Hikaru. Choose a color. ]
Hm, are they? Ah, like those super round ones we got earlier, right? Those got stuffed fit to burst and these don't have enough, huh? How unfair~ Maybe we can get them to share?
[ Cyan it is. Kano deconstructs the visor somehow, idk, we're going to pretend it's one of those super cheap ones with just a headband and the plastic bit. ]
Um, hm. Something like that? But it's like you said, right? It's not like they need to be "fixed." Some of 'em's just hungrier than others? Some of 'em's got weird tumors. Some of 'em's stuffed fit to bursting! But that's just how they are~
Maybe it slipped off somewhere, or somebody threw it away? It was just, like, a slip of paper saying sorry for not being able to greet us or whatever, but the door's unlocked and everything so we know it's okay to come inside!
Mmhm, yep! Now that you guys are all here, right? I won't ever be alone~
[ He brightens up way too quickly, grinning ear to ear. What a nice kidnapper, spiriting away forty people just so Kano won't be lonely.
Anyways, Kano had his hands in his pockets this entire time so he could do the Light thing where he can scrawl on a piece of paper hidden in his pockets while he rustles around to hide the movement, and then pretend to pick it up from somewhere under the counter.
A very hastily written, barely legible note about being sorry for being gone, and to help themselves. ]
[ A hole... He could always stab the plush with the pen he has in his pocket but, hm. Not pointy enough.
At least the visor is thin, cheap plastic. ]
Hm... Oh, I know!
[ Don't do this at home, kids. Kano goes over to a box of pins and finds one with a longer and thicker needle, holding the visor so he can shove the needle through the tip of the visor— predictably, it slips and slashes through the pad of his thumb he'd been bracing the plastic on.
This, he pays no mind to, readjusting his grip and trying again, finally puncturing the plastic. Ta-da! He wipes the visor wing off the side of his pants, sticks the tip of his thumb into his mouth to suck off the blood, and hands the wing over to Hikaru in exchange for the second one. ]
[well that escalated about as much as I expected for a cardori thread]
Aa --- hey, wait, your finger--!
[Welp, it's in his mouth now... at least she doesn't seem squeamish about blood? She takes the wing a little anxiously, rubbing it against her own sleeve before putting it aside and reaching her hands out for the second one before he can slice his finger a second time.]
Here, lemme hold it...!
[Like... against her lap, and not on the floor like an actually smart person, because what's thinking through things.]
[ Can't believe Kano's going to stab Hikaru in the leg.
But no, he's more careful around others than he is with himself, so he laughs and shakes his head, holding the second wing up over his head to keep it out of the way. ]
I won't be able to get it through like that!
[ Thighs are thick, his finger strength is weak ]
Here, set your fish down— we can just pin the wings directly on its back~
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Dragonfly, dragonfly... Might have to improvise a little on that, but I think we can make it happen! Let's see, we want to go over here...
[ To the gift shop section, rooting through all the trinkets. ]
How big are they supposed to be? Flappy? Floppy?
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He's a big fish.
[Back to doggo time. How sad. All dogs are valid, even if they are mushy.]
Um, hey, do you think they didn't finish some of these doggies? They're supposed to be really soft and squishy, right?
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Hm, are they? Ah, like those super round ones we got earlier, right? Those got stuffed fit to burst and these don't have enough, huh? How unfair~ Maybe we can get them to share?
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[She points at a cyan-colored visor. Close enough.]
Is that what you were doing? Finding the ones that needed to be fixed?
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Um, hm. Something like that? But it's like you said, right? It's not like they need to be "fixed." Some of 'em's just hungrier than others? Some of 'em's got weird tumors. Some of 'em's stuffed fit to bursting! But that's just how they are~
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[How sad. :(
Oh.... he's breaking it??????? Rampant destruction of property already, cool.]
Hey, wait a sec... aren't you gonna get in trouble for doing that?
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[ Empty and hungry... He snaps off the headband in front of her face. ]
Who would I even get in trouble with?
[ Nobody's here! Kano can do whatever he wants in this lawless town (: ]
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[She clutches the fish to her chest.]
It's not right to destroy things that aren't ours...
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Huh? Oh, you didn't see that note from the owner? The one that says we can help ourselves to the things in this store?
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No...?
Was it behind the counter or something?
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No, it was on top of the- here, I'll go grab it for you. Hold this for a sec?
[ He dumps the half broken visors in Hikaru's arms and trots off towards the front counter, hands shoved into his hoodie pockets. ]
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H-hey, I can follow you! It's not a big deal--!!
When'd you find that, anyway?? I was just here yesterday and didn't see that at all!
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[ He wasn't even HERE but that's fine ]
Maybe it slipped off somewhere, or somebody threw it away? It was just, like, a slip of paper saying sorry for not being able to greet us or whatever, but the door's unlocked and everything so we know it's okay to come inside!
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Ah, wait, you've been here that long??? Has it been like this the whole time?
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BOOM!! Bodies everywhere!
i hate this entire thread
You must have been so relieved! I don't know what I would have done if it was just me and no one else...!
me at all my threads
this is going to be whiplash with their current thread but that's fine
Well, I'm glad that whoever brought us here wasn't mean enough to leave you all alone...
Are you okay?
stares into the sun
[ He brightens up way too quickly, grinning ear to ear. What a nice kidnapper, spiriting away forty people just so Kano won't be lonely.
Anyways, Kano had his hands in his pockets this entire time so he could do the Light thing where he can scrawl on a piece of paper hidden in his pockets while he rustles around to hide the movement, and then pretend to pick it up from somewhere under the counter.
A very hastily written, barely legible note about being sorry for being gone, and to help themselves. ]
handwaves retcony retcon stuff it's fine
It's so messy...
I'm surprised they didn't sign it. Maybe they were in a rush?
[haha]
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[ Got spirited away or dragged out of the town... FMA human sacrifice circle would have made the most sense. ]
But that's just how it is, so let's leave it at that~ We still got some wings to make happen!
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[She carefully examines one of the broken visor pieces.]
The shape's totally right... how do we attach it, though?? This feels like plastic...
Um, is there a way we could make a hole, maybe? And tie it around with something.
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At least the visor is thin, cheap plastic. ]
Hm... Oh, I know!
[ Don't do this at home, kids. Kano goes over to a box of pins and finds one with a longer and thicker needle, holding the visor so he can shove the needle through the tip of the visor— predictably, it slips and slashes through the pad of his thumb he'd been bracing the plastic on.
This, he pays no mind to, readjusting his grip and trying again, finally puncturing the plastic. Ta-da! He wipes the visor wing off the side of his pants, sticks the tip of his thumb into his mouth to suck off the blood, and hands the wing over to Hikaru in exchange for the second one. ]
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Aa --- hey, wait, your finger--!
[Welp, it's in his mouth now... at least she doesn't seem squeamish about blood? She takes the wing a little anxiously, rubbing it against her own sleeve before putting it aside and reaching her hands out for the second one before he can slice his finger a second time.]
Here, lemme hold it...!
[Like... against her lap, and not on the floor like an actually smart person, because what's thinking through things.]
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But no, he's more careful around others than he is with himself, so he laughs and shakes his head, holding the second wing up over his head to keep it out of the way. ]
I won't be able to get it through like that!
[ Thighs are thick, his finger strength is weak ]
Here, set your fish down— we can just pin the wings directly on its back~
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